Reds Reportedly In Talks To Deal Two Staring Pitchers

Live look at the Reds front office:

The Reds are out here hustling starting pitchers like motherfucking Pokemon cards! Really hope the Reds have done their homework in the scouting department and that this isn’t just some knee jerk reaction to the Lester deal, because for all the world, that’s what this appears to be. Knowing us, we will probably ship off Latos and Leake for a couple double A guys who won’t be ready for another three years, but if we’re being honest (we are), that might not be the worst thing. I don’t think there is a guy available right now that could put the Reds over the top if they decide to go “all in.” Probably best to blow it up now, mail in the last half decade, and start planning the World Series party in 2020. I just hope the Reds hurry up and announce their decision soon so that we can all collectively bitch and moan the rest of the day away. Stay tuned.

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