If you’ve ever been sitting on your couch late on a Sunday afternoon and thought to yourself “huh, I wonder what Ochocinco is up to these days?” Well, you’re in luck. While I’m still not entirely sure what Chad is up to these days, it sure as hell looks like he isn’t a mathematician, because $351.92 + $300.92 doesn’t equal $651.92. Believe me, I checked. I have a calculator on my phone.
Poor Chad. Despite his best attempts to stay relevant, the football world has somewhat forgotten about good ol’ eighty five. But don’t worry, Chad. I’m still pulling for ya.
I love you too.
PS- I’m not sure if the old “leave your phone number and a witty message on the back of the receipt” move has ever actually worked, but if you’re a celebrity (sort of) that’s just left a $300.92 tip, it certainly doesn’t hurt to try, right?