Of everything that went viral this year, my clear cut favorite is without doubt the modern phenomena that has come to be known as “Fuck Her Right In The Pussy”. If you don’t appreciate a well placed FHRITP during a live newscast, then pack up your shit and get the hell up off of my team, because you clearly don’t appreciate a good laugh. Homie don’t play that.
Fun fact: not a lot of people know that the FHRITP craze was started right here, at home in the Queen City. That’s right, the same place that brought you goetta and painfully mediocre sports teams is responsible for one of the hottest internet crazes of 2014. So hot in fact, that someone took several hours out of their life to put together a compilation of all the best FHRITP moments of 2014. But who am I to judge, I laughed at just about every one. Here’s the 2014 FHRITP highlight reel:
Incredible timing, wonderful stage prescence. The silver screen is calling, young man.
Tough break, kid. You missed your shot by about seven years, otherwise those chicks would be eating out of the palm of your hand.
100% chance that chick got F’d RIHP.
Heyyy shorty (WOULD, for the record).
If you’re gonna live by the FHRITP, you better be prepared to die by the FHRITP. That geek with the nerd glasses and the Batman shirt stood zero chance against this old timer.
Banner year for the FHRITP. Can’t wait to see what 2015 has in store.