“STOP MOM, YOU’RE EMBARRASSING ME!”
Parents man, what a hoot. One minute mom is rushing to you out the door to get to school in the morning then before you know it she’s a few margs deep yucking it up with the boys. Those kids might not realize it right now, but any mom that’s down to shred the gnar is definitely going to be the mom that let’s the kids party at her place in high school. Every crew needs a guy with those “cool parents” who are willing to look the other way when a bunch of 16 year olds are slugging Mike’s Hard in the basement and Stacy is getting finger banged in the laundry room. “Wow, Kyle’s mom is so cool” they’ll say, and then one day they’ll graduate college and realize that Kyle’s mom was just a shitty parent.