O.T. Genasis’ Account Of Leonardo DiCaprio’s Birthday Party Is Sure To Sour All Your Weekend Plans

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Via- BroBible

O.T. Genasis gave the insane deets about attending DiCaprio’s 40th birthday party to VladTV. The “CoCo” rapper was the extremely fortunate guest of Busta Rhymes and he explained just how ridiculous the lavish birthday party was, “That shit was poppin’ in there. I never seen nothing like it in my life. Not ever, ever in my life.”

“We go inside this motherfucker and somebody got a check for him for $100,000. Somebody else gave him a check for like $250,000,” O.T. Genasis says. Beats the $10 Applebee’s gift card that I got from my aunt Helen on my birthday.

“One guy, he was from Texas, he got on stage and was like ‘Tell the waiter to come here, I’m spending $300,000 on bottles,’ so we got Magnum bottles, the big-ass Magnum bottles. Tell somebody to beat that,” says O.T. Genasis.

It turns out that someone did beat that. “So this other guy comes up and I think he’s from Malaysia and he says, ‘I got $500,000.’” With that half of million dollars he purchased ten $50,000 Ace of Spade Magnum bottles. TEN.

However the insane spending didn’t stop there. Then they announced that two very wealthy gentlemen bought $1 million worth of bottles. Fuck me running! $1 million dollars on alcohol! I don’t think I respect Leo’s acting ability in The Great Gatsby because he’s living the real life of The Great Gatsby.

But wait, there’s more mind-blowing wealth to be flaunted. “Then the hostess goes on stage with two itty-bitty bottles of wine from like 1969 or something and they’re $250,000 each. Somebody bought that.”

“I said, ‘This is THE party.’ And everybody in there was wildin’, partying, dacning, having a good time,” the rapper excitedly announces.

Not that you needed the all that alcohol for the ladies to look sexy because it “looked like a Victoria’s Secret magazine” in there.

The interviewer asks the rapper, “Did you smash that night?” He replies, “No I actually didn’t man. I’ma keep it 100 wit you. I was overwhelmed bro. I never been to anything like that.”

Two things:

1. I hate seeing stories like this on a Friday afternoon. I thought I had a nice little weekend planned. Maybe head downtown, grab a few drinks, do the Beerfest thing, yuck it up with a few friends, talk to some honey’s, probably grab a slice or two then call it a night. But then O.T. Genasis comes along preaching about Leo’s birthday, talking about $250,000 bottles of wine and Victoria’s Secret models and makes my weekend seem about as fun as a Mormon Sunday school session. Cuncel da weeknd plans, boys. Looks like it’s gonna be another wine and Netflix night for me.

2. How the fuck does O.T. Genasis make the cut to get into Leo’s birthday party? Everyone that’s anyone in Hollywood is on that guest list. I’m just going to operate under the assumption that all it takes to get into a Leo fiesta is just one ridiculous one hit wonder? If that’s the case, I’m going to bank on me eventually writing one A+ blog that’s just medicore enough to generate a little bit of buzz, then cross my fingers and hope that come next year I’ll be elbow to elbow with gozillionaires and Hollywood’s hottest, chatting up model babes and downing quarter million bottles of bubbly. Probably not though.

PS-

The interviewer asks the rapper, “Did you smash that night?” He replies, “No I actually didn’t man. I’ma keep it 100 wit you. I was overwhelmed bro. I never been to anything like that.”

I’ll let you all know if I get lucky this weekend. I’ma keep it 100 like that.

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