Florida Rednecks Are Pulling Great Whites Out Of the Gulf Of Mexico Just In Time For Spring Break


From Dark Side Sharkers Facebook page:

Sorry for the wait but here are a few of the white shark… From what i know the first ever in the gulf of mexico Tagged And Released Great White shark from the beach. An extremely healthy male almost 10ft. Amazing to finally see one in person. No doubt a once in a lifetime catch.



No doubt the king of the spring break destinations for students around here is Panama City Beach, Florida. A place where the beer flows like wine and women with morals looser than an N64 joystick instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. Did three tours in PCB myself back in my college days, and of all the things that could go south, the worst that I came out with was a week long hangover and the meanest sunburn you’ve ever seen. In retrospect, not too bad. Unfortunately, I don’t think we’ll be able to say the same for all the kids going down there this year. In addition to dodging DUI’s on the strip and full blown herpes scares, apparently spring breaker’s are going to have to steer clear of Jaws as well.

“But Q, I’m sure they caught that beast in a fishing vessel like a mile or two off shore. Probably nothing to worry about or anything. No? They hauled that sumbitch in off the beach, just feet from where I’ll be enjoying my Bubba Keg Long Island iced tea’s in a week? Oh…”

When I turned 22, I made a promise to myself that you wouldn’t catch me dead in PCB ever again, and as long as they’re pulling apex predators out of the drink in my old spring break stomping grounds, you can be damn sure that I’ll hold up my end of that deal.

Who am I kidding? Give me a week off work and a couple of nights at the Majestic and I’d be there like stink on shit. I miss spring break. Like, really, really, miss spring break.



PS- How big of an asshole do you have to be to catch and release a great white shark on the beach right in the middle of spring break week? Not like there’s thousands of kids splashing around on those very same beaches without a care in the world. Not a lot can go wrong there. Nope. Nothing at all.

I hope you get sand in your dickhole, Dark Side Sharkers.

About Q-Ball

Owner, operator Queencitybeerleague.com. AKA The Commish. Q-Ball is that asshole at the office who refuses to brew a fresh pot of coffee. Not because he doesn't want to, he's just too embarrassed to admit that he doesn't know how.
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