PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife, There’s A Serial Ass Grabber On the Loose On UC’s Campus


Via- WLWT Cincinnati

University of Cincinnati police are warning students about someone who has been inappropriately touching woman on campus.

Police are investigating several reports of someone striking the buttocks of women.

They all happened on Sigma Sigma Commons or at Center Court in the campus recreation center.

The suspect is described as a black man, between 20 and 25 years old, approximately 5 feet 9 inches tall. He was last seen wearing a black hooded sweatshirt and was seen carrying a black Jordan book bag with a white logo.



Days like today make me glad I decided to take up this whole blogging thing. Like it’s cool if someone laughs at something I wrote because I’m not that funny and it’s a definite ego boost if a hot chick likes something I posted, but the real satisfaction comes from knowing the true power of the Internet and the fact that i can actually make a difference in this world. How else are people going to know that there is a crazy butt grabber out there on the loose? In a way, I feel like I’m personally responsible for catching this creep. It’s almost like those are my butts. I can’t have some lunatic out there grabbing all up on MY BUTTS. Hey butt grabber guy, I just want you to that I’m gunning for you. Better keep your eyes wide open. You can run but you can’t hide, because how hard is it going to be to find a kid rocking a hoodie and a Jordan backpack on a college campus? Should be a walk in the park.

Head on a swivel, ladies. Let’s fry this bastard.

About Q-Ball

Owner, operator AKA The Commish. Q-Ball is that asshole at the office who refuses to brew a fresh pot of coffee. Not because he doesn't want to, he's just too embarrassed to admit that he doesn't know how.
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