Bengals Ink Mike Nugent To a New Two Year Deal




“WHAT! I can’t believe we re-signed that hack! Remember that kick he missed against Carolina? Mike Nugent is GARBAGE! What’s that? He only missed one kick after the Carolina miss? Oh, he’s hit more field goals in a single season than anyone in Bengals history? Huh, could have fooled me.”

Don’t let that idiot that works down the hall from you sway your opinion, the Bengals resigning Mike Nugent is a good thing. Nuge is solid kicker. In the NFL, if you want to win games, you need yourself a solid kicker. That’s football 101, you guys.

On some real shit though, don’t be missing any more overtime field goals, Mike. That one hurt. Had me in a funk for like three weeks.

About Q-Ball

Owner, operator AKA The Commish. Q-Ball is that asshole at the office who refuses to brew a fresh pot of coffee. Not because he doesn't want to, he's just too embarrassed to admit that he doesn't know how.
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