Well if you can’t slay some poon, you might as well slay some dragons, ammiright, guys?
PS- I don’t know if slaying dragons in Clash of Clans is a thing or not. I don’t play that game because I work out and stuff, but I feel like I’m on the right path, no?
Double PS- Takes some serious commitment to fight off wizards and warlocks while college chicks are rolling their tits off right in front of your face. That’s next level dedication. I don’t see that from those Game of War nerds. Step your game up, Kate Upton.