If you have an internet connection then you probably saw Plies get slammed on stage at his own concert yesterday. True to form in 2015, Twitter and Instagram had a motherfucking field day. Take a gangsta rapper, a viral video, violence, and a ridiculous catchphrase, throw it all in a blender and what do you get? A #BlackTwitter smoothie. That’s what the Internet was invented for. Back in the day when Al Gore was up in the lab I’m pretty sure he knew that the pinnacle of his own creation would be online jokes about fights and washed up rappers 25 years down the road. That shit is always funny. Funnier than that standup special you watched late last night, funnier than the one liners you were tossing out at the bar, funnier than this site. I don’t know how #BlackTwitter does it, but I do know I love it.
PS- I still have no idea what “Color Money” means but it’s definitely part of my lexicon now.
Double PS- Reese’s eggs and The Real Testament. That’s what Easter 2015’s been ’bout.