Just when you thought Thursday afternoon had you by the balls, here comes Nic Pizzolatto and the True Detective Season 2 trailer to save the day. Maybe the boss man is riding you about those TPS reports or that weird kid that sits in front of you in class brought the tuna special again, but Colin Farrell’s porn stache and Philip Rivers bolo tie are the shining light at the end of the tunnel. I’ve already watched the trailer about five times and Every time I see Farrell boofing cigs at a Rust Chole rate or that guy in the ski mask about to fuck shit up I can’t help but think that season 2 might just be better than the first. A tall task no doubt, but if that’s the case it’ll be Emmy city for Pizzolatto and the rest of the TD2 crew. Only real question now is whose tits are we going to see? McAdams’ maybe? If we learned anything from season one it’s that someone will certainly bring the girls out to play.