Hey James Harrison, Do You Even Leg Day, Bro?

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Well, I think it’s decided. James Harrison is officially the scariest dude in the world. Even the Bengals coaching staff and the entire Hard Knock’s TV crew were absolutely terrified of him when he was here in stripes. Like if my life were an episode of Game of Thrones and the fate of my existance rested on a trial by combat and I needed someone to defend my honor and make sure my heart stays beating, I think James Harrison just moved into that top slot. Just a couple weeks ago we saw James decline 455

 
then deadlift 7 bills

 
and now we’re just casually throwing up a half ton on leg day

 
Yep. No way I’m messing with that guy. Look, Harrison is a punk. He was garbage when he played here and he clearly wanted no part of the Bengals organization, but I’ve seen enough sacks and dirty hits to know that James Harrison is one bad motherfucker.

PS- James Harrison is definitely one of those dudes you just stay away from in the gym. If he’s doing legs, you’re doing arms. If he’s doing chest, you’re working back. No eye contact, no working in, no nothing. And don’t even think of asking James how many sets he has left. Not unless you’re in a hurry to join Mohamed Massaquoi in the CTE ward.

About Q-Ball

Owner, operator Queencitybeerleague.com. AKA The Commish. Q-Ball is that asshole at the office who refuses to brew a fresh pot of coffee. Not because he doesn't want to, he's just too embarrassed to admit that he doesn't know how.
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