So here I was perusing the Internet looking for a girl to throw up as today’s Humpday Hottie and one of those Hannah Davis and her talking horse commercials came on the TV for about the thousandth time today. I couldn’t help but think, damn, Hannah keeps getting hotter and hotter in these commercials. Not like she wasn’t before or anything. They don’t let ugly girls be on the cover of Sports Illustrated. I just hope DirecTV keeps trying to shove these Hannah Davis ads down my throat until I puke. Hannah’s so fine she almost makes that talking horse tolerable. Almost.
I wonder how Jeter feels about that bastard?