What a weekend for Jurassic World. Smashing box office records and playing matchmaker. I guess that just goes to show that those nerds who dress up as their favorite character at movie premiers do get laid after all. Kind of like in high school when the band geeks fuck the band geeks. In college the drama weirdos fuck the drama weirdos, and in the real world fangirls fuck guys who show up at movie premiers dressed as Jeff Goldblum. I guess I’m gonna have to dress up as Channing Tatum in Magic Mike XXL for that premier and see what happens.