Someone Help This Secret Admirer Find The Guy Dressed As Jeff Goldblum At the Jurassic World Premier In Newport

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h/t- @SwarlesBarkley_

What a weekend for Jurassic World. Smashing box office records and playing matchmaker. I guess that just goes to show that those nerds who dress up as their favorite character at movie premiers do get laid after all. Kind of like in high school when the band geeks fuck the band geeks. In college the drama weirdos fuck the drama weirdos, and in the real world fangirls fuck guys who show up at movie premiers dressed as Jeff Goldblum. I guess I’m gonna have to dress up as Channing Tatum in Magic Mike XXL for that premier and see what happens.

About Q-Ball

Owner, operator Queencitybeerleague.com. AKA The Commish. Q-Ball is that asshole at the office who refuses to brew a fresh pot of coffee. Not because he doesn't want to, he's just too embarrassed to admit that he doesn't know how.
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