“Hey everyone, look at me! I’m Blake Anderson and I’m gonna go on a Midwestern morning show and act like I’m tired and fucked up and drop F-bombs so that people will actually think I’m funny and want to go see me in my new movie which is basically the black version of SuperBad! COME CHECK OUT MY MOVIE!” FAAAKKKKEEEE. Fake, fake, fake. You might be able to slip a well done rendition of some concept All-Star game hats past me, but no way am I gonna sit back and watch Blake Anderson toss meatballs and trick everyone into thinking going on Fox 19 to promote his new movie then get booted for cursing on air is some sort of “accident.” I’ve been doing this Internet thing long enough to know the difference between an actual on air slip up and a promotional stunt for a D-list movie. Hey Blake, you’re going to have to do a whole hell of a lot better than that if you’re gonna try to take the mound against me. I’ll take that cheesy promotional stunt breaking ball and knock it out of the park every single time.
PS- Pretty crazy move taking bites out of a full bagel like it’s a donut, right? Maybe tear off a chunk or even scoop out the middle like they do in New York, but that thing looks like a surfboard that’s just been attacked by a shark. Certified bonkers insane. Throw a little cream cheese on there, Blake. Jesus.