Walmart fights to a blogger are what a good fastball is to a baseball pitcher. Bottom of the ninth, runners on the corners, two outs, reach back and fire that Internet fastball and generally good things happen. Hard to feel bad about yourself when you’re stuck at work watching poor people fight over TV’s and microwaves.
Seriously though, how crazy is that dude in the white coming at that big black dude with the taser? I’m sitting here watching the video on a grainy, 5″ iPhone screen and even I can tell that’s one dude you just don’t want to mess with. The type of guy that might beat you down and then pull a taser and zap the ever living shit out of you. Actually come to think of it, anytime you decide to square up with someone in a Walmart parking lot there’s about a 75% chance you’ll wind up on the pavement with zero motor control and 50,000 volts pumping through your lifeless body.