Johnny Cueto’s New ‘Rocking Chair’ Move Just Got Me Pregnant

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Me right now



God dammit, Johnny, you’re not making this breakup any easier. Just when I thought you were all but gone and out of my life you gotta go and bust out the same exact move I pull in the bar when a new song comes on that I don’t really know but I still try to keep the vibe going anyway. Sooooooo cocky doing that out there on a major league mound when you’re complete game 2 hitting a playoff team against their own ace.

You ever break it off with a chick and she just gets hotter and hotter and continues to flaunt it all up in your face? Yea, well that’s exactly how I feel right now. Can we please find a way to keep Johnny in red? I know that’s asking a lot but I’m so not ready for Johnny to walk out that door.

About Q-Ball

Owner, operator AKA The Commish. Q-Ball is that asshole at the office who refuses to brew a fresh pot of coffee. Not because he doesn't want to, he's just too embarrassed to admit that he doesn't know how.
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