Well I guess we kinda walked right into this one. Never has a Humpday Hottie set up so perfectly in the history of Humpday Hotties. Ariana Grande might have licked a few donuts and had to skip town, but I’m a man of the people so I’m just doing my part to make sure the city gets their Ariana fix any way they can. As for the donut licking thing, the people that act like they wouldn’t eat a donut that’s made contact with Ariana Grande’s tongue are the biggest phonies on the Internet right now. I’ve seen people refuse to wash a shirt they had autographed by some D-list country artist, so don’t sit here and tell me you’d scoff at a donut licked by the gal with the self proclaimed “billion dollar pussy.” That’s the closest any of us will ever get to ten digits.