Do you read these and laugh?
Hi, do you also read these posts for free entertainment? I’ve never posted one but thought it could be fun to see who else is out there. I somehow think I’m overqualified to post on Craigslist after what I’ve seen, but maybe there are some classy women on the other side of the screen. We don’t have to swap pics or get into anything personal right away. Let’s just have a conversation about your favorite “missed connection.”
Going with the old OJ “I didn’t do it, but if I did, here’s how it would have went down” strategy, eh? “HAHAHAHAHA look at all these hopeless losers spilling their guts on Craigslist. Everybody point and laugh! By the way, if you’re a hot chick and you’re reading these too get at me and we can go grab a drink sometime.” Did homeboy really think he could slide one past the Internet like that? Not so fast my friend. Commendable move though. Everyone out here is worried about deflated footballs and diss tracks, and murder indictments and this hombre is just lying in the weeds shooting his shot. Smart man.
East Fork Rendevouz
I put you on the hood of my car by the ranger station at east fork then I took you to the overlook deck and beat the brakes off your snatch. I’ll be waiting for our reunion.
60 years from now when my nuts sag down to my kneecap and I’m sitting around a hologram of a fire with my grandson on my knee and he asks me, “Grandpa, how did you and Grandma meet?” I hope I’ll have something even half as romantical to say as, “Well son, your Nanna and I hooked up by the ranger station at East Fork, then I took her to the observation deck and beat the breaks off her snatch.” That’s deep. I bet Nicholas Sparks is kicking himself right now for not coming up with that one.