Joey Votto Fouled a Ball Back Into the Pirates Broadcast Booth And Almost Killed a Man


Head on a swivel, Bill. Head on a fucking swivel. You can sift through notes and text your wife and eat cheese coneys* when anyone else steps to the dish, but when Joey has a bat in his hands no one is safe because Joey Votto isn’t human. He’s a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton and his mission is to destroy baseballs. Seriously, as hot as he’s been this second half I’m not entirely convinced Joey is human.

*I always assume that when out of towners come to Cincinnati they feel obligated to order some of that “famous Cincinnati chili” because that’s the touristy thing to do. When in Rome, I suppose.

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Owner, operator AKA The Commish. Q-Ball is that asshole at the office who refuses to brew a fresh pot of coffee. Not because he doesn't want to, he's just too embarrassed to admit that he doesn't know how.
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