Georgia Hillbillies Arrested With 2 Gallons Of ‘Date Rape Drug’ In Warren County

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Via- Cincinnati.com

The Warren County Drug Task arrested three people who they said traveled to Lebanon to sell drugs worth nearly $150,000.

Samuel Ray, 45, David Price, 42, and Cindy Soeder drove from Georgia to sell 2 gallons of GHB, known as the “date rape drug,” and half a pound of crystal meth, according to a release from the task force.

The three tried to sell the drugs to an undercover detective for $10,000 but police said the street value of the drugs is nearly $150,000.

This represents one of the largest seizures of GHB ever in the region, according to the task force.

 

 

If you’re going to make the conscious decision to sell narcotics, I feel like it’s your responsibility to at least try to be a cool drug dealer. Like everyone knew a couple kids in college who sold a little pot here and there to make ends meet. No one was like, “Oh, what a menace to society,” rather that’s just a savvy entrepreneur looking to make ends meet so they’re not a slave to Sallie Mae for the entirety of their young adult years. You could be a coke dealer, because cocaine dealers are awesome. Those are the guys that get all the chicks and have movies and rap albums written after their life’s exploits. Boston George, Rick Ross, need I say more? Selling GHB though? Nah, not a chance. No chicks in their right mind (see what I did there?) are going to say, “Hey, let’s invite the weirdo Georgian rapists and use that Bill Cosby money to buy out the bar this weekend! Yea, I love bad boys. That totally sounds like a great idea!” Get out of here with that bullshit. Bury this scum under the jail.

Ps- I tried my hardest to avoid a Bill Cosby date rape joke because those are too cliche nowadays, but that fruit is hanging so low to the ground it’s damn near impossible to avoid going for it.

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