Local 12 Anchor Bob Herzog’s White Dance Moves Are Everything You Should Aspire To Be This Weekend

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CREAMCHEESE, BRO! Even Mitt Romney sees this guy and thinks look at this white ass motherfucker. I’m pretty sure it’s scientifically impossible to get any whiter than busting out the swim move to jazz hands dance combo

Crazy bold move by Jen Dalton to pull that save maneuver your mom or sister would make when you’re alone on the dance floor embarrssing yourself at a family wedding. Nice try, Jen, but don’t forget the Internet lasts forever

And the icing on the cake was that staredown John Lomax gave Gumm after the Mexican spice comment

white ass mf

“Get the hell up off of my set, whitey.”

I feel like John Lomax is definitely just like that reporter who’s tired of that country ass, fucked up town

Now go out and own your painfully awkward white boy dance moves. But not as much as Bob Herzog did, though.

About Q-Ball

Owner, operator Queencitybeerleague.com. AKA The Commish. Q-Ball is that asshole at the office who refuses to brew a fresh pot of coffee. Not because he doesn't want to, he's just too embarrassed to admit that he doesn't know how.
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