Football is ALL THE WAY BACK, BABY! I can smell it, I can taste it in the air. Go on now. Smell it, smell the air, taste it, taste that air
From here on out Saturdays and Sundays will be spent glued to the couch watching college and pro ball for like 13 hours on end and I for one could not be more excited about that. So in honor of the soon to be changing of the seasons and five straight months on the gridiron, this week’s FMK is a special football personalities edition. Same rules as last week. Three sideline reporters, you gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one. Go.
Molly McGrath Vs. Kaylee Hartung Vs. Sam Ponder.
F- Molly McGrath
Molly McGrath, what a catch. Girl goes from roaming the sidelines in the Boston Garden to pretty much the face of Fox’s college football coverage faster than a toupee in a hurricane. She’s sharp, she’s funny, an 11/10. Mom and Dad would be proud.
M- Kaylee Hartung
Conventional wisdom would tell you to marry the money and one of the chicks whose already made it, but I’m an unconventional guy. When I look at Kaylee, I see Apple stock in the mid 80’s. A hot up and comer with unlimited potential, so I’m taking a flyer on Kaylee. Getting in on that ground floor early so keep an eye out, nerds. Watch us take over the world together.
Back off, Billy Bob.
K- Sam Ponder
A lot of people love Sam Ponder and I don’t understand why. Maybe I’m way off base, but Sam has always struck me as one of those “holier than though,” Jesus freak type girls. You think She’d be a fan of QCBL?
I’ve never really drank from the Sam Ponder Kool Aid.
Ask and you shall receive, Chris.
Also in the process of writing this I found out Sam Ponder has decided to ‘retire’ from sideline reporting in order to spend more time with her kid. Who’s her replacement? None other than my wife, Kaylee Hartung. Stay hot, Q.
*Only reason I say “retire” is cause in a year or two I’m willing to bet Sam’s hubby, Christian is going to have quite a bit of free time on his hands to be the man of the house. Just saying.