I thought Johnny Cueto was supposed to suck now?I haven’t seen him throw a single pitch since the day he left town and all anyone ever talks about now is how much Johnny is struggling and what happened to the old Cueto and stuff. Then today I see this gif of Johnny Beisbol’s rocking chair move making Nelson Cruz (2nd AL in HR’s, mind you) look more confused than Miley Cyrus’ sexual orientation. Good for him. Looks like both parties are getting what they wanted. Johnny has cemented himself as KC’s ace that clinched the division last night and has a legit shot to make a run in October and the Reds got, well, they got something. At least Lamb and Finnegan are throwing in the show now. I guess we’ll have to wait a year or two to see what kind of season or trade package those two can put together over here in #Reboot city.