Honestly I don’t even know why I’m going to this game today. In a perfect world I’d like to see some good football and quality competition topped off with a Bengals victory at the end, but being real with you, I don’t think the Chiefs stand even the slightest bit of chance. KC is just gonna show up here, blah blah blah, Alex Smith sucks, Andy Reid looks like the Kool Aid man in that big red jacket, blah blah blah, business as usual. Bengals win by 100 points. BOOORRRRIIINNGGGG! I mean, I guess I’ll just go and cross my fingers and hope the Chiefs at least make it a little bit of a game like back in ’03?
Nah. It’s gonna be a long trail of tears back to KC after we scalp those poor bastards this afternoon.
Speaking of scalp…
A 62-year-old man with no scalp and a pocketful of Viagra was allegedly caught stealing survival equipment from a truck in Florida.
The trucker said he was staying at an Economy Inn in Putnam County when he heard noises coming from his truck, which was parked outside.
When he went out to investigate, he allegedly discovered Tommie Bennett attempting to flee the scene on a bicycle with his tackle box, tent and a fishing pole. The trucker chased after Bennett and managed to wrestle him to the ground and tie him up.
Anyways, here’s the playlist as promised. No real KC connections, just some bang pieces that were featured before, during, and after the Keenland trip yesterday. Not sure I’m even allowed to say that cause some of these songs are so hot they may or may not have literally burnt my buddy’s house to the ground last night. Still haven’t heard from ’em today so if you don’t hear from me again just assume they locked me up for arson.