Ok, let’s get this game out of the way first. Cheifs stink, Bengals don’t. Business as usual. Jeremy Hill is still good. Mike Nugent better stop missing field goals or he’s going to fuck around and get cut. Oh, and apparently this isn’t a 2 point conversion
Now for the real story, that man right there. The guy wearing 1 4 in orange and black. The guy with the beaker haircut and the laser rocket arm. The guy who’s carving up NFL defenses like a motherfucking Thanksgiving turkey. The guy who’s taking this team to the promised land. That’s right, I said it. Meant it with all my heart too. I know Andy has tricked us before, and as Bengals fans we’ve had the “is Andy Dalton good?” conversation a million times, sometimes on a week to week basis, but if you’ve really watched Andy closely and you legitimately think that there isn’t something different about this season then you’re just not watching the same games I am. The Red Rifle is making believers out of everyone right now
Even Mark Schlereth is on board. If you can get Mark Schlereth in the fold, hell, if you can even get Mark to acknowledge that pro football is played anywhere outside of Denver and New England then you’re certainly doing something right. Something right as in putting up some of the best numbers in all of football. Everything is firing on all cylinders right now. I’d go to war for this man. I’d bleed for this man. I’d chase kids off his lawn for this man because we live in the same neighborhood. That’s how confiednt I am of Andy Dalton right now, and until he proves otherwise that isn’t going to change. I guess we’re going to find out whether or not everything is for real here real fucking quick. Next up is Seattle in the Jungle on Sunday. That’s means a HEAVY dose of Future jams and no Starbucks coffee for your boy this week. 5-0 here we come. Who fucking Dey.
Oh, and PS-