Pete Rose Literally Doesn’t Quit…






Pete Rose, you beautiful son of a bitch, never change a day in your life my friend. Go find me another 74 year old out there that can go on live TV in a pair of gator skin boots and captivate a nation like Pete does. I won’t wait up for you. Pete being Pete is the best thing on TV right now. The best part about it is it’s completely organic too. Not an act, not a has been stirring the pot in a last gasp for attention. The same Pete that graduated from West High is the same Pete that nearly killed Ray Fosse and the same Pete that goes on camera and laughs in the faces of a bunch of schmucks who don’t have anywhere near as many hits as the Hit King combined. If I’ve said it once, I’ll say it a thousand times. Whoever came up with the idea of putting Pete on TV deserves a promotion in the worst way.

PS- There’s so many things that happen on a daily basis that it takes an awful lot for a story or a tidbit to garner an actual reaction out of me, but I was legitimately laughing out loud when I read that Toronto tweet. Just laying in my bed all by myself howling because if I know Pete, and I think I do, Toronto, and really Canada as a whole is about as foreign to him as Mars.

About Q-Ball

Owner, operator AKA The Commish. Q-Ball is that asshole at the office who refuses to brew a fresh pot of coffee. Not because he doesn't want to, he's just too embarrassed to admit that he doesn't know how.
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