Yea, it’s that time of year again. Time to make peace with the fact that for the next seven days or so all you’ll be seeing are swarms of those trashy terrible towels, blue collar, western Pennsylvania hillbillies screaming “ONE FOR THE THUMB,” and big fat rapists taking snaps under center. Speaking of big fat rapists, I said it last week and I’ll say it a thousand times more. Zero, and I mean ZERO chance that Big Ben doesn’t take the field for the Steelers come Sunday. There’s a reason Mike Tomlin and the rest of the Steeler coaching staff were content watching Landry Jones struggle like a drunk fat chick trying to stumble home from the bar in high heels. If that were a playoff game, there isn’t a doubt in my mind Ben would have been healthy enough to play. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on where your allegiances lie) that wasn’t a playoff game, that was an abortion of a game against a then one win Chiefs team, but this Sunday in the Steel City, it will be a playoff game more or less. Steelers win, and they keep their slim hopes for an AFC North division title alive. Good guys win, and the AFC North is pretty much finito with half a season left to play. Kind of sad when you really think about it. I mean, I’d like some excitement for the last 8 games of the year, but if we open up a 3 game lead over the rest of the division it’s gonna be pretty tough to make a run at the AFC North crown especially when the Bengals have a stretch where we’re playing the Browns and the Texans of the world immediately after. Make no mistake about it, Big Ben will be out there on that shitty Heinz Field turf come Sunday and I for one can’t wait. How sweet is it gonna be when we go up there and murder their savior like the Jews did to Jesus? Only difference is Jesus didn’t rape anybody.

About Q-Ball

Owner, operator AKA The Commish. Q-Ball is that asshole at the office who refuses to brew a fresh pot of coffee. Not because he doesn't want to, he's just too embarrassed to admit that he doesn't know how.
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