Since it’s already November and 2015 is beginning to wrap up, it’s about time we start having an honest conversation or two about Person Of the Year. Take a look around the country real quick and there are a lot of folks out there worthy of the title. Donald Trump, Ben Carson, Future, Caitlyn Jenner, and a slew of others are all worthy candidates for Person of the Year. The list goes on and on and on, but I think one more name we need to consider seriously is our one and only Andy Dalton. Think about it, a mere six months ago Andy Football was being booed at celebrity softball games and wondering whether or not he’d even have a starting job in 2016, and now he’s one of the best quarterbacks in football and is covering magazines. Some might debate that changing the fortunes and attitude of an entire city may not be as impressive as running for public office or dropping multiple hit albums in a single year, but Andy has one thing going for him that the others don’t. Andy is fighting for ginger equality. Look around the country right now and all you see are protests advocating this group or that group, but I haven’t seen a single demonstration aimed at taking gingers seriously. Not a single one. Hell, 3 months ago the best you’d see from a ginger is like an old Carrot Top special or Shaun White doing those spinny things on his snowboard, now you have ginger sex symbols on the cover of major publications looking like they’re getting ready to have a walk off against Hansel. Say what you want about the Bengals or even Andy Football himself, but I don’t think there’s any question he’s the ginger’s version Dr. Martin Luther King right now.
“Be the change you wish to see in the world”
PS- I had to look up ‘famous gingers’ to use as examples when I was writing this blog and apparently Google thinks JT is a ginger?!?!?!
Hey Google, GTFO with that shit! As a non-ginger myself, I’m personally offended that the gingers are trying to claim JT. JT is our boy. Like if this were Chapelle’s Racial Draft Jt would be the white, non-ginger’s no. 1 overall selection and it wouldn’t even be close. A once in a generation, can’t miss talent coming out of the first round. Gingers just can’t go claiming a guy like that. I mean if you’re going to play that game then I guess white people can just go ahead and claim Blake Griffin and black people can claim Eminem, unless JT has been pulling a Rachel Dolezal and hiding his gingerness this whole time. Tell me that isn’t true, Justin. Tell me that isn’t true.