You might be having a nice little Veteran’s Day off of work, laying on the couch with your hand in your shorts watching Francessa’s simulcast or fake blogging your way to carpal tunnel syndrom, but you probably aren’t just waking up after a long night of snorting painkillers and orgies with the hottest models on the planet. The Weekend has come a long way from the days of being all depressed and strung out on drugs I’ve never even heard of and fanboys saying things like, “um, it’s actually ‘The Weeknd,’ Not ‘The Weekend’ bro.”
I think I’ve said this before, but It kind of sucks actually because he’s for sure going to be the next big star that ends up getting Kevin Hart’d. Basically a guy that has a ton of talent and is actually good at his craft that ends up getting played out by the media so much you won’t even be able to stand the sight of him here in like six months. I realize that makes me sound like a hipster but you know that’s 100% true.