It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane! No, It’s Just a Bunch Of White Castle Drones Dropping Sliders All Over Cincinnati




You see this is what drones are really meant for. Not delivering mail or Amazon packages or launching cruise missiles, that’s the type of stuff that leads to the machines becoming self aware and wiping out the entire human race. Drones should be meant for good clean fun. Like I’d a thousand times rather die from a coronary or an artery full of White Castle grease than be ripped apart by a rogue T1000. Fuck that noise. Sliders are the only thing a drone should be dropping from the sky. Not turkey sliders, though. I think I speak for everyone when I say turkey burgers are garbage. I tried to get into those things, I really did because they’re supposed to be way healthier for you, healthier than any other type of burger but I just couldn’t do it. Kind of amazing when you really think about it too. Generally, anything with turkey is excellent. Turkey sandwiches, turkey bacon, turkey chili, Grandma’s Thanksgiving turkey, all of that is grade A shit, but for whatever reason turkey burgers somehow ended up the drug addict cousin that doesn’t get invited over on holidays anymore. The turkey family just prefers not to talk about them. If you’re gonna go to White Castle, you have to go with the original sliders I think. Either that or those jalapeno sliders which are to die for. I’ll even make a rare exception for the fried chicken sliders, and all you coffee drinkers out there need to go with a large coffee as well because White Castle has the best fast food coffee in the game and it’s not even really close.

About Q-Ball

Owner, operator AKA The Commish. Q-Ball is that asshole at the office who refuses to brew a fresh pot of coffee. Not because he doesn't want to, he's just too embarrassed to admit that he doesn't know how.
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