Another Holiday Season, Another Walmart Brawl

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GREENVILLE, OH (KTRK) — Police are looking for the woman who viciously attacked a customer at Walmart in Greenville, Ohio.

Deanne Kenworthy told ABC affiliate WKEF-TV she had just finished filling out a form when the clerk called her to the counter. Another woman in line then became angry because she thought Kenworthy had cut her in line.

“I said, ‘Sorry, I don’t have time for this,’ so she grabs the back of my hair and throws me, I mean literally throws me like a sack of potatoes,” Kenworthy said. “When I landed I hit my back and my elbow and busted my head and then when I tried to get back up she kicked me back down.”

Walmart employees dialed 911 and then helped break up the fight. They then escorted the woman outside the store, but she took off before police arrived.

 

 

It’s that time of year again, folks. Thanksgiving and Black Friday and holiday shopping and Christmas give way to an endless stream of Walmart fight video after Walmart fight video. It’s a holiday tradition at this point. Walmart fights are just as much a part of the holiday season as Grandma’s turkey and stuffing or making fun of the Jews because they don’t get to celebrate Christmas. Don’t you think for one second that Walmart doesn’t just eat that shit up either. Sure it’s a bad look when two tweakers are treating the lobby of one of your stores like a WWE ring, but it’s the old no such thing as bad press approach. It’s like yea, we can’t really condone all out assaults in our store, but we have 60” LCD screens on sale for $39.99. If you want a big screen TV for $39.99 you might have to get your hands dirty. Maybe some fat bitch will toss you around like a beanbag during a game of cornhole, but someone is going home with dirt cheap television set. Now Merry Christmas (and Happy Hanukkah for all you aforementioned Jews out there)! Do come back and see us again.

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