Bieber, Joel, Rihanna, and The Weeknd At US Bank Arena This Spring Might Just Be the Hottest Concert Lineup I’ve Ever Seen

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We’re certainly no stranger to big time concerts around here. We’ve seen Ye, we’ve seen McCartney, The Stones, The WHO (LOL. Wait, don’t laugh. People died), and just about every major country musical act in-between, but I don’t think I can ever remember I time we’ve had a spring lineup like this. Rocketman, Bad Girl Riri, the Biebs, and the Weeknd all in like a four month period. Don’t think you can get much hotter than that. Joel’s days of Christie Brinkley and Piano man died before I was even really born, but 80’s Billy Joel du-op cover bands suck and I’ve seen enough of those at weddings and shit and I want to see some live fire. Give me the real thing, Billy. As for Ri, Biebs, and the Weeknd, go find me a trio of artists hotter than those three right now. And while you’re at it, go find me Bigfoot too. I don’t care what your taste in music is, if you don’t want to see these guys (and girl) in concert then you’re just lying to yourself, straight up. Bieber’s AMA performance was as dynamic and exhilarating a performance as I’ve seen and if he brings even one tenth of that to US Bank in June that entire building will be as flooded as post Katrina New Orleans. And Rihanna ft. the Weeknd? Well, let’s just say 2 hours of her dripping sex and throwing that ass in a circle on top of the Weeknd’s smooth croons might just result in the biggest baby boom since the troops got back from WWII. I’m so, SO in, and if you aren’t you may as well just announce to the world you’re a huge loser who just doesn’t enjoy good clean family fun like songs about painkillers or hand jobs in the nosebleed seats.

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