Honestly, I feel like I’m cheating you guys for not knowing who Lily Aldridge was in advance of last night’s show, but being the hard hat and lunch pail grinder that I am, you just knew I was going to put in the leg work to make sure you all can get acquainted with the strikingly beautiful/my future love interest, Ms. Lily Aldridge. Out of all the young ladies that took the stage last night, my girl Lily caught my eye more than anyone else, which is saying something given the company she keeps. You really can’t go wrong with anyone who walked across that stage. Those chicks are far and away the hottest girls on the planet, which really chaps my ass when people act like they’re above watching the VS Fashion Show. Like yea, I get that hot chicks on the Internet are a dime a dozen and you can literally find them anywhere out there including my personal favorite, http://www.porhub.com (you guys heard of it?), but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to watch. I agree that if you’re watching solely for sexual pleasure and seeing hot chicks that’s a bit strange and antiquated given everything that’s out there. Like, that’s something your dad would do, but the VS Fashion Show is an event. I want to watch to see the spectacle and the celebrities and the musical acts, and if there just so happens to be a plethora of the World’s hottest chicks strutting about, I’m certainly not going to scoff at that and act like I’m not interested in seeing said spectacle. So for future reference, save the complaints, climb down from your ivory tower, and fire up the popcorn and WWW dot Twitter dot com profiles and enjoy your evening, fucking losers.