Kind of a weird, ridiculous question to just pull out of thin air, but the debate is on tonight and it’s a question I’ve posed and been posed before so I’m asking you now. Plain and simple, straight up, no strings attached, would you fuck Carly Fiorina? Obviously she’s no Sarah Palin, but she’s not hideous either. She’s 61, which puts her in old bag of bones/GILF territory. She’s rich as fuck, a former CEO, and a Presidential candidate. Be honest, how many opportunities in your life are you gonna get to tag a chick that meets any part of that description? I’m not saying she’s the type of chick I’d purposefully go out of my way to bang, but knocking boots with Carly Fiorina would make for one HELL of a story. People would be walking around like, “did you hear who Q banged this weekend? Fuckin’ Carly Fiorina. Yea, no bullshit. Talk of the town. In summation, to answer my own question, yes, if the opportunity somehow manifested itself I would absolutely bang Carly Fiorina. That might be weird as fuck, but if you look at it objectively it just makes sense. I’m also the kind of guy that will do shit like that for the story. So yea, call me crazy if you want, but I’d dive right in and have myself a nice little evening. I’d probably even stick around and smoke a cig or two after and talk a little shop. Kill two birds with one stone.
PS- You’ve for sure fucked a chick that’s probably uglier than Fiorina. Don’t act like you’re that much of a cocksman. So go ahead and consider that too before you answer.