Former Bearcat James White Has a Message For You From the REAL Santa Claus

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WHAT?!?!?! I can’t believe my parents have been lying to me for so many years. All this time I thought a fat, jolly, turned Tim Allen was sliding down my chimney, leaving all my presents and eating up the milk and cookies, but all this time it’s been a black man sporting Jordan 5’s?

Look at his style, look at his style.

Also I knew Santa Claus could fly, but I didn’t realize Santa could go between the legs from the free throw line.

Real talk, James White is probably the best college dunker I’ve ever seen. Usually I think it’s douchey when people refer to themselves by their own nickname, but James ‘Flight’ White is the exception. That guy really can fly.

About Q-Ball

Owner, operator Queencitybeerleague.com. AKA The Commish. Q-Ball is that asshole at the office who refuses to brew a fresh pot of coffee. Not because he doesn't want to, he's just too embarrassed to admit that he doesn't know how.
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