I’m not going to spend time getting into the meat and potatoes of what Antonio Brown said about Vontaze Burfict and the Bengals. I’m over it. It’s in the past. We lost to the Steelers in the playoffs and that’s something we’re going to have to live with forever or until we get a shot at redemption. To be honest with you I’d be more concerned had Brown not been a little sour about getting bullied on national TV last month. This is the nastiest rivalry in the NFL and the way you keep that rivalry going is by talking shit and taking shots whenever you get the chance. What really concerned me is that object resting on top of Antonio Brown’s cranium. What is that thing? Is that a toupee? Au natural? This isn’t the first time we’ve seen Brown sporting crazy hair but I always thought that was like a stunt to raise money for a charity or something. I guess this is for real now? Antonio Brown is choosing to live an actual human life with that sort ‘do? What do you even say when you walk into the barber shop?
Barber: What do you want?
Antonio Brown: You ever play with Legos as a kid?
Barber: Say no more.
Barber:What do you want?
Antonio Brown: Remember that game called Tetris?
Barber: I got you, fam.
Someone needs to find out who cuts Antonio’s hair STAT. That guy has hands more gifted than Ben Carson. Seriously, what a waste of talent. Hands that steady could have been a surgeon removing brain tumors or fixing cleft lips in third world countries but instead of latex gloves and a scalpel he opted to go with a pair of Wahl clippers and a Remington edger.