Pete Rose Delivers a Big Middle Finger To Major League Baseball, Stars In New Gambling App Commercial


Don’t you dare say it! Don’t you dare sit there and think shame on Pete Rose for dipping his toe back in the gambling waters (not like he ever left though). Shooting an ad spot for some two bit sports betting app is exactly the type of move Pete Rose needs to pull at this stage in his life. Major League Baseball doesn’t want him. Rob Manfred says there’s no chance he’s getting in the hall, but instead of groveling at the feet of the oppressors, Pete’s out in Vegas turning coin, son. You ever break up with a girl and try to get back at her by fucking one of her friends? You don’t curl up on the couch with a pint of Ben & Jerry’s and watch How To Lose a Guy In Ten Days on loop. No, you get out there and fuck her hottest friend the slutty friend that’s willing to have sex with you. Don’t get mad, get even. Don’t get mad, Pete Rose. Double down on the thing that got you in hot water in the first place and laugh all the way to the bank.

You getting mad, Pete’s getting rich because Pete has never met a dollar he’d turn down willingly.


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