This was 13 hours ago. Theoretically, that means all five pairs of shoes should be nothing more than ash in that fire pit right now. By my count, that’s like $10,000 worth of shoes up in flames. Of course we are assuming buddy followed through on his promise, because if there’s one thing I learned about the Internet, it’s that everyone always keeps their word and never stages anything for attention at all.
PS- What’s the deal with this Kanye album? First it’s called SWISH, then Waves, now it’s The Life of Pablo. It’s supposed to come out last night, then it didn’t. What the fuck is going on? I get that Kanye fashions himself an artiste and that we’re all slaves but at a certain point you gotta put the egotistical artsy fartsy stuff aside and just release the damn album already. And by release the damn album I mean get us a quality link to the leak we can all download. Just drop the damn album on a Friday or Saturday night so we can all listen while we pregame and get the weekend started. Not that hard.