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Shhhh. Listen, you hear that? That sound off in the distance, what is that? Sounds like a train or something. Sounds like the FC CINCINNATI TRAIN MOVING FULL SPEED AHEAD!!!! Get on board now or get out the way. Less than a month a month into the season and this team has come firing out of the gate faster than a cruise missile headed towards an ISIS stronghold. Just a few nights ago, midfielder Corben Bone (outstanding soccer name, BTW) connected on a strike so beautiful that I think even Pele is somewhere blushing
And as if that wasn’t enough, the hometown kids took down *Google’s NYCFC* MLS powerhouse New York City FC. That’s right, you read that correctly. An upset for the ages. Chaminade over Virginia, USA hockey over Russia, Douglas over Tyson, FC Cincinnati over NYCFC.
Now I’m a realist. I’m not gonna sit here and pretend like you or I actually give a shit about a first year minor league soccer, sorry fútbol team, but if these guys keep pulling upsets for the ages, I might just have to pull the trigger.
Keep your eyes pinned back, FC Barcelona. We’re gunning for ya.