When I cut the ribbon on Queencitybeerleague about a year ago I never thought that I’d turn into your resident Lance Stephenson blogger, yet here we are on February 25, 2016 and that’s exactly what I’ve become. It’s not something that I envisioned, not even something that I really wanted, but the man has become a national treasure for hilariously bad basketball and as long as the status quo remains the same, I feel as if it’s my duty to keep you up to date on all things Lance Stephenson.
The classic whirly-bird, behind the back, between the defender’s legs, to scoop shot off the hardwood maneuver straight out of an AND 1 Mixtape video. Downright magical stuff. That’s about it, really. I wish I had more to add. I wish I had something witty to say about Lance that I haven’t said already, but truth be told I don’t think I do. So live in the moment. Stop worrying about playoff races or tournament seeding or current Bearcats and learn to appreciate the terrific source of basketball entertainment that is one Lance Stephenson. Guys like this don’t grow on trees and once they’re gone they’re gone forever.